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Direct Marketing: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”

Advertising: You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”

Telemarketing: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

Public Relations: You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”

Brand Recognition: You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich..”

Customer Feedback: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

Demand and Supply Gap: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband

Competition: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” she turns her face towards you———— she is your wife!

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